ALPHA KONEY ISLAND
422 N. Main St.
Adrian, MI
1.5 out of 5
We didn't really feel this place at all. Really cramped space. Small booths. Wait staff wasn't rude but wasn't particularly friendly or attentive either.
We tried the 1/3 pound burger and fries. Burger was probably the best thing we had, though it was nowhere near 1/3 pound, not even a 1/4 really. I didn't think I could find a bad order of steak fries, but I did.
Also tried the fried chicken, which came without a breast, so we weren't feeling that. It wasn't bad until we got closer to the bone and it was cold and we bit into a weird blood clot, causing us to lose our appetites entirely.
Also tried the gyro. Meat was undercooked and cold. All the inner goodness was glopped carelessly on one side.
To top it off, we tried the Coney dog because we were at a Coney Island so we always try a dog. This was maybe the worst one ever. Barely any chili, onions were overly abundant, bun was soggy, the dog itself lacked flavor, character, everything. Just a bad dog. Maybe the worst Coney Island we've ever been to anywhere.
Just nothing really impressive about it. The water was good. Ice cubes kept the water cold. Yum.